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internet funnyman

alpharad being cool

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman

by definitely jo malone September 7, 2021


internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020


Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

โ€œHey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.

by derrien May 8, 2022


internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat

Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr

by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009

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internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.

"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.

by MissMercurial July 11, 2011

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Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 5, 2005

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Internet Amnesia

That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.

Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.

Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.

by ToeKneeAhn March 31, 2011

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