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Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.
I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.
This is a pick up line.
You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)
SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP
DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.
THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER
(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)
NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)
THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)
THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).
SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)
NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!
WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
The ability to see past the differences between live action larping groups and realize the goal is still the same hit each other with sticks just under different names.
We should be more open to cross gaming acceptance and less douche like to new people.
When you nut so hard you literaly break the barrier of space-time and cum into another dimension
Him: I don't need to use a condom
Her: But what if I get pregnant?
Him: Don't worry babe, I always have a cross-dimensional nut
Her brother: It's true!
The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.
From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.
Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!
Basically everything in your life is meant to happen but it'll all fail in the end
After hours and hours of trying and repeated fails he realized he was a star crossed kid