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There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
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A fake italian person who does not know how to cook real italian food and has to go to Olive Garden, which has terrible italian food. Also any italian who does not follow the italian traditions.
Joe-Hey want some italian food tonight,we can make some sauce together?
Maria-Sure, but lets go out, how about Olive Garden, its good food.
Joe-No its terrible, your such an Olive Garden italian
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An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."
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When a woman is silhouetted by light behind her making her clothing see-through and exposing her assets to the world.
At my bar, when a woman walks outside during the day, the sunlight will stream though her clothing and you can see all her stuff. it can be quite excellent. It's called an italian x-ray.
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When a guy puts his dick in a girl/guys but then sucks it and says " mmmm spicy"
dude I got an Italian slim Jim last night it was amazing
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When a dude nails one girl, and then hurries home to his wife or girlfriend. While his cock is still wet and sticky from the previous girl's pussy, he has the second girl give him head, so she is essentially sucking up the other girl’s vaginal fluids.
Pretty risky maneuver, it may reveal that your chick knows what pussy tastes like. Especially satisfying if the two girls are sisters or otherwise related.
Variations include the Trailer Park Choco Pop in which the maneuver is performed after having anal sex with the first girl, then having second girl give head (very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid).
Opposite of the dreaded Italian Wedding Soup.
Where have you been? I stopped by your sister's house, hey do you want to try an Italian Breath Mint? Sure (giggles).
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Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.
You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.
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