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A fake italian person who does not know how to cook real italian food and has to go to Olive Garden, which has terrible italian food. Also any italian who does not follow the italian traditions.
Joe-Hey want some italian food tonight,we can make some sauce together?
Maria-Sure, but lets go out, how about Olive Garden, its good food.
Joe-No its terrible, your such an Olive Garden italian
An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."
When a woman is silhouetted by light behind her making her clothing see-through and exposing her assets to the world.
At my bar, when a woman walks outside during the day, the sunlight will stream though her clothing and you can see all her stuff. it can be quite excellent. It's called an italian x-ray.
When a guy puts his dick in a girl/guys but then sucks it and says " mmmm spicy"
dude I got an Italian slim Jim last night it was amazing
When a dude nails one girl, and then hurries home to his wife or girlfriend. While his cock is still wet and sticky from the previous girl's pussy, he has the second girl give him head, so she is essentially sucking up the other girl’s vaginal fluids.
Pretty risky maneuver, it may reveal that your chick knows what pussy tastes like. Especially satisfying if the two girls are sisters or otherwise related.
Variations include the Trailer Park Choco Pop in which the maneuver is performed after having anal sex with the first girl, then having second girl give head (very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid).
Opposite of the dreaded Italian Wedding Soup.
Where have you been? I stopped by your sister's house, hey do you want to try an Italian Breath Mint? Sure (giggles).
Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.
You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.
Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.
"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"