squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

wam jam

when you shove something together and in a very shitty and non-professional way.

Can't put this computer code to work nicely. I will need to wam jam it to get it to work.

Jam Hole

The hole where the jam is inserted into a jam doughnut.

I put my finger into the jam hole and all of the jam came out.

Jam Etiquette

If someone is jamming, be respectful and keep your mic muted. We ask you do not speak over them/beatbox over them/interrupt them.

As everyone listens to D-koy jam room is in complete silence, this is some high-level Jam Etiquette!

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

Jam Bun

Jam Bun is a pseudonym for a "hun" (a common derogatory term for a Protestant) in Northern Ireland. As well as this, "Pea Pod" is a common pseudonym for a "Prod" (which is a shorter but alsoderogatory term for a Protestant).

Man 1 - "Those Jam Buns are killing each other again".