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A Kelly is a backstabbing, double crossing, jealous middle aged woman. Usually blonde, wrinkly and anorexic. Obsessed with appearance, with dryer out over bleached hair. A deeply unhappy individual, beware and steer clear!
I’m not sure I want to work here, did you know there’s a Kelly who works here? Careful, she destroys any woman who is a threat to her.
Someone you find funny or endearing. You like this person.
You use it to joke around with this person
a drug addict who sells meth
guy: Ayo y’all see kelly today? I’m looking to buy some of her ice if ykwim
Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.
“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me
Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’