Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."

killed the song

when you make the song turn into shit

taylor swift killed the song

Speed Kills

A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.

Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.

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Kill list

People you want to fuck.

damn shes hot, shes on my kill list!

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Kill Juice

Anything with alcohol in it.

I just picked up some kill juice and are heading to the party now.

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Insta-kill

Switch to secondary. enough said.

Insta-kill!
Prepare to die you meatsacks!

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