bye- bye kitty

when hello kitty sales drop it is called a bye bye kitty

because of the economic crisis, hello kitty is depleting in sales, causing it to be a bye- bye kitty

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kitty meow meow

What some cat owners call their cat or at least I do

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Me: Hey kitty meow meow.

My Cat: FEED MEHHHHHH

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Kitty soft paw

When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.

He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.

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Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty

Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

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kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

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My Fair Kitty

A younger version of a cat lady. A young woman who shows the early stages of Crazy Cat Lady tendencies. May be a Cat Lady in training whether they know it or not.

I went to Amanda's apartment and just couldn't help thinking "she's going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. She just needs a crazy cat lady Henry Higgins, then she'll be My Fair Kitty"

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kitty meow

kitty meow is a girls pussy so yea
pussy

dang my girl got mad at me last night so i aint git no kitty meow from her.

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