I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

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Don't judge before you know

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.

Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know

you know what else is big

big dick
a dick that is big
daddy

"you have a big nose"
"yea i do... you know what else is big?"
*looks down*

Do you know da wae

Possibly the January 2018 Meme of the Month, "Do you know da wae" has taken the world by storm. Many brave, Ugandan Warriors formed by a group of Knuckles, which is a Sonic character, follow around people on VRChat, asking if they know the way. They find queens to follow, and if they find a false queen, they make spit sounds. If they find a real queen, they click their tongues to show that they are the queen's followers. This random craze is funny because of how random it is, and many people do not seem to laugh at this, usually people who are not true meme artists.

Example 1
Warrior 1: Do you know da wae?
Anime girl: what?
Warrior 2: SHE DOES NOT KNOW DA WAE SPIT ON HER SPIT MY BROTHAS
Warrior 3: Give no mercy, for this false queen is a poser

Example 2
Warrior 1: Do you know da wae?
Anime girl: Um
Warriors: She is QUEEN*CLICKING SOUND*

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I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

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do you know de wae

The best way to kick off 2018 is by creating a meme based off sonic!!

This meme takes place the game “VRChat” which is a free game on steam. In this game you go around making friends with the many other players. You can also change your character into practically anything from anime girls to Scooby Dooby Doo himself.

This meme is of a sonic character named Knuckles. Basically you are from Uganda and warship the devil. You are: The Ugandan Warriors

If you get lucky and find your queen you must click your tongue to show your thankfulness. If you find a poser queen you must make a spitting noise, this due to the fact no one likes attention seekers. You can also jump on fellow players to suck out their blood for the devil. At all times you must imbue yourself with a African accent.

Your goal: spread de wae to the other users and to find your queen.

Or you can just be annoying as possible and make every player hate you.

-AJ L.

Knuckles: do you know de wae?
Anime girl: what?
Knuckles: She does not know de wae, spit on her bruddas!

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I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.

Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

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