knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

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Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

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duck knuckle

When a mans pants are to tight that his genitles form a duck knuckle

Yo that man over there has a duck knuckle

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Knuckle Off

The act of vigorously rubbing your knuckles against your privates until you get a euphoric release. Typically done over the pants.

“I just saw Queen Latifa walk by in high heels I need to go knuckle off.”

“I knuckled off so hard last night that I am scabbin this morning.”

“I love knucklin off in my car at night while parked in an alley behind Bennigans.”

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chum knuckle

1. An idiot or moron
2. Someone who is clumsy.

Did you hear what she said? She is such a chum knuckle!

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Fuck Knuckles

How you say you want to bang and fuck your shit up at the same time.

Bitch, I wanna give you some good ole fashioned fuck knuckles.

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knuckle chucks

1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.

"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"

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