Rural Dictionary

Cat Lady

a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.

Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis
Patient: No, but my mum used to take me over to see the cat lady when I was a child.

by oliverthered July 28, 2013

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lucky lady

A girl who helps her clueless guy friend pick out an engagement ring for his fiance. The duties of a lucky lady include:
1) Accompanying the helpless male to the jewelery store to choose a ring.
2) Trying on the ring (it helps if she has similar finger size as the fiance).
3) Discussing options for the proposal - setting, timing, etc.
4) Providing psychological support during this stressful time.

Johnny: Hey bro, did you get the ring for Susie yet?
Carl: Nah man, I don't know what to get...what if she doesn't like it or the ring doesn't fit?
Johnny: Dude just find a lucky lady! That'll solve all your problems.
Carl: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of that sooner?

by NotThatOriginal May 21, 2014

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Lady Wongaga

A cross between Wonga man from Envirofone and lady Gaga, making Lady Wongaga.

Wonga, wongaman, envirofone, lady gaga, lady wongaga

by Bonobo4 August 18, 2010

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Lady Kate

A pioneer in the field of drug exploration, famous for her experimentation in the sixties. Referred to in many rap/hip hop songs. Also a slang term for marjuiana.

"You got any Lady Kate?"

by G-Dawg April 13, 2004

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