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Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.
-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"
Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
A friend that you lay down with.
Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
Shows up on time, dresses appropriately, stinks, shows up on time….
Dang! An Lai back at it again!
The art of taking a shit....
Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung
To beat up on someone;
The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly
and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!
You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!