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Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”
The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3
when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!