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Maria/Mary is something you call a female when they are a virgin. Because of Virgin Mary.
Guy: hey Maria how is it going
Female: my name is not Maria
A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock
B: who's there?
A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?
A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.
“bro what’s her name?”
“maria.”
“dam man your lucky as hell”
Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
Maria is so cool and pretty. Also funny man. She can always lift the mood by just walking in the room. She might be quite but when she gets used to you she’ll talk and it’s so fun to listen.
Person1: “Have you talked to Maria yet”
Person2: “ yes I always talk to Maria, I love Maria”
Mari is a beautiful,fun and outgoing girl. she can become very sarcastic. A good listener and gives good advice, she might trust u but she might test u as she is paranoid and not a fool. A Maria seems closed because she thinks u don't really care, but when you prove u do she is a open book and very understanding, she is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. She wants to fall in love and is in love with love but doesn't believe that she will find it one day. She is an extroverted introvert. enjoys being around others but also loves being alone and reading romance books. She is scared of being hurt and once she is, she might forgive you but you get her trust back. When she loves u, she gives all her heart for u to be happy but once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people. She thinks that she is annoying and that nobody likes her but once you prove that you genuinely like her and constantly reassure her then she will be by your side and will become loving. She comes off as a hard exterior but deep down is a softie and feels bad for others easily. She doesn't believe she is beautiful and needs constant reassurance of it. Get yourself a Maria.
OMG is that Maria?
Yeah bro she's the best