Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

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I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings

yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please

- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack

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shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

No one give 1 fuck what yo name mean

Yo ass really thought we gon read that shit? @713.drizzo

“Omg my name describes me so perfectly 🥰 everyone def gon wanna read this”
“Girl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name mean”

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A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning

A phrase (often negative) that describes the speaker but said speaker does not want to be associated with and so they try to obfuscate it by calling their opponents alarmists.

9/10 times, the person using this statement fits the description to the letter.

Fascism is a phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning. Anyway, let's talk about the Jewish Question.

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You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

we don’t give a fuck what ur name means

we really don’t care what ur name means it’s lame asf just stop

we don’t give a fuck what ur name means bro

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