Megan is a beautiful sexy girl she doesn’t like when others put her down.
she loves spending time with her friends and on her phone
all the boys have a crush on her and she just doesn’t know it
boy 1: omg is that Megan?
boy 2: yeah she’s so hot!
boy 3: indeed
boy4: cmon everyone has a crush on her, look at her!
A tall, funny sometimes posh girl. When she likes something, she really likes it. Usually, found sitting alone a school but if you get to know her she’s amazing.
Aye! U seen that bitch Megan!?
Yeh she funny man!
Nah she don’t speak
Talk to her and she will tickle your pickle!
Megan: A weird but cute girl that usually has an obsession with olive oil and pulp filled OJ. Some of them also like to shower with there socks but not all.
Wow that Megan girl is so wierd
Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.
Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.
One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan