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despite sounding sexually oriented it reffers to an especially tasty food or beverage that causes one to experiance sexual pleasure its so good.
BW: DAM!!!!! this bacon is an orgasm in the mouth!!!
LB: yea this is the shit
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A 'mature' podcast made by the creators of Mugglecast, Imprint and Hpprogs. It discusses topics/segments such as politics and world news, the Round-up, listener rebuttals (Back Wash), pop culture, WTF news and features several awesome segments such as Screw, Marry, Kill, the Hot Seat, Shit You Should Fucking Know and much more.
Awesome person 1: "You should totally submit some album art to Smart Mouths.'
Awesome person 2: "Oh Smart Mouths an epic podcast. What's the prize again for winner?"
Awesome person 1: "Well Andrew (the main-host) said that the person who hands in the chosen album-art will receive a blowjob from a host of their choice."
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That taste you get in your mouth when you realize that the really cool set of bagpipes you found in your grandma's bathroom closet and wrapped your lips around was in fact her vintage douche bag.
Andrew still has the yuck mouth to this day from playing grandmas bagpipes
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a dry mouth after smokeing pot. When you spit it is white and looks like cotton.
god damn i have cotton mouth.
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Dude1: you hook up with kim last night?
Dude2: yeah man she has a nice little guppy mouth on her
Dude1: so does your mom
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In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
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Noun: The substance produced during extended fellatio, consisting of the perfect combination of saliva and dick schmegma (pre-load juice). Can last for an extended period of time, sometimes days if unnoticed in hair or stuck to the side of furniture. Provides good lubricant for intercourse but is known to roll up sometimes like a play dough snake. First known to the ancient aborigines as "cheek sap," this concoction of facebanging has thousands of practical applications in every day life.
I used her supple mouth honey to shellack the knick-knacks.
Her mouth honey rolled out of my pant leg the next day in church. We all looked at it but no one said anything about it. I love my church... And mouth honey.
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