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An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
The feeling of anger and confusion at the end of a mushroom trip
Im glad I didnt show up to your house while you are experiencing mushroom rage
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
When you mush two dickheads together.
Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty
"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"
When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me
When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.