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A common turn of phrase used to desribe gentlemen running a satisfactory level of customer service and product quality in any business, often said when drunk to a kebab shop owner, a tesco employee or even a taxi driver.
Andy: *In yateley kebab house* *with beer in hand* one kebab please good sir
Ahmet (owner of best kebab yateley): coming right up sir
*within 5 minutes perfect kebab given with a smile*
Andy: cheers lads- You run a great business
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A group or team of business based resources who exist without a tangible defined purpose but who carve out a requirement for themselves through
1. the insistence that communications go unneccessarily via them at all times
2. the use of constant but manual email forwarding without alteration, thought or value add
person1: do you have a business release transition team?
person2: no, what do they do?
person1: well...erm....you see....they're worse than useless
person2: oh
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The name of a mystery involving the CD version of Misery business by paramore. there is a mariachi prelude, and after it ends and before the actual song Hayley Williams says something incomprehensible, it's not stated anywhere what she says.
Maria repeatedly listened to Misery business trying to solve the misery business prelude mystery.
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A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
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"Thanks for voting for me, now please piss off" (the "business end" of a politician)
"I am holy, you are not; and this is the "BUSINESS END" of a vicar. Piss off."
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What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.
Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.
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This is where an employer can ask employees to go home without pay because there is not enough work. It's a sneaky way of exploiting workers. BR's are often popular with employees who are fond of the drink, hardcore druggies and gamblers. This term seems to have originated in the food production industry in Northern Ireland. A BR can also be known as a bullroot or a Brendy Rogers.
I'll see if I can get a B R (business reason) today so I can get a few whoopers and get wiped this afternoon.