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some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill
A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.
Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.
Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).
You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.
This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.
My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!
The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.
I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.