Your Nan

"Your Nan" is used as a past tense abrefiation of you mum. Used mostly by the older generations

Person 1:How r u?
Person 2:Your Mum
Person 1:"You Nan"
Person 2:YOur nans mum

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it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

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Your mom

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

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your ma

ned's answer 2 every question they r ever asked, usually answered 2 look cool when they dont no the answer.

"hi gary, wots 2 plus 2"
"your ma"

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your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

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your face

an insanely contagious phrase which can be used as a comeback to just about anything. it can include other words to make it even better such as mom, dad, dog, grandma, etc.

claudia: well, your mom!
sarah: yeah, well your face!
claudia: your MOM`S face
sarah: your DAD`S face
claudia: well your CAT`S face
...

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your face

main:
A quippy, sometimes frustrating comeback or response to a question, statement or insult delivered by a close companion. Often used simply to bide time for a real response or to show disinterest in a subject.

alternate:
Flagrant usage in Halo's multilayer mode as an expression of superiority or disdain toward other players.(see EXAMPLE #3)

*There is no known retort to this quip except the liberal use of you wish coupled with your face. This method can end up a frenzy of retorts however.(see EXAMPLE #4)

**EXAMPLE #1 "the disinterested response"**

(as an answer)
dude: You see that Britany Spore video?
guy: ummm... Your Face!

(as a quip)
dude: "dude... I saw this crazy show on the discovery channel about muskrats and(cut off by use)..."
guy: "Dude!.. Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the bide for time response"**

dude: "Do you want to get KFC or Popeyes?"
guy: "Your Face!..."
dude: "seriously"
guy: "Your Face is serious"
dude: "..."
guy: "I wanna hamburger"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the comeback"**

dude: "guy, you can't drive for shit!"
guy: "Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #3 "the Halo usages")**

(superior response)
player1: "WHAT THE CRAP!... I Totally Shot you in the face!"
player2: "Your Face!"

(disdane response)
player3: "HA hahahaha, dude I fragged your ass"
player4: "uh hu... Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #4 "the only known retort"**

dude: "ha ha ha ha... Your such a freakin moron"
guy: "Your Face!"
dude: "you wish my face!"
guy: " you wish I wish your face!"
dude: "... your face."

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