punkin noodle

An Adorable Baby Boy in Need of Cookie Squares

Ohhhh Punkin Noodle I Love You Goochie

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poop-a-noodle

make a U turn

dude, just poop-a-noodle right up here...

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Nommin' Noodles

Verb: Describing a hungry college student or young individual paying back college loans who has learned to not only survive on Maruchan brand Ramen Noodles for sustinance, but happens to enjoy them as they devour the slippery sensation. This typically coincides with a common sound of the enjoyment: NOM NOM NOM.

Adjective: Describing a particularly tasty bowl of Maruchan brand Ramen noodles, perferably Oriental flavor (Top Ramen just sucks) that you want to subsequently NOM NOM NOM.

Note: -True- Nommin' Noodles do not feature "corms". Mike & Erin will hunt you down if you try to call these Nommin' Noodles.

Wow, Ralph's totally nommin' noodles.


Lucy makes killer Oriental Nommin' Noodles. Maruchan brand, of course.

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queefe noodle

when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.

Dude, that girl just totally queefe noodled in my mouth.

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fuck noodle

a pool noodle used as a dildo

"hey amber, hand me that fuck noodle over there" ;)

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fuck noodles

another word for shit, but funny

If I drop something:

Fuck noodles

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noodle boi

Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen

Aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.

"I want me a noodle boi"
"Yo me too"

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