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Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.
Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.
abbreviated O.K.
"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
The worst “The office” season.
This day feels like the Office S8