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A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
It’s just something that ain’t right. It don’t feel good it’s just totally off key man
Oh no that was off key bro
When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.
"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."
Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.
Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"
Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”