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Someone that drinks all your beer.
My buddy is such a beer locust, he was over last night and drank all my beer.
A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.
"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"
Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.
Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
When a person reeks of Alcohol. Play on words with Old Spice.
walking down the street on a friday night you pass a group of intoxicated people and can smell them from a mile away. Simply say, "Beer Spice."
Slang for heroin. In the same vein as nose beers and throat rack.
Apparently everyone knew he was on the nod.
They should have called him Philip See-More Arm Beers am I right?!?!
Don't speak ill of the dead