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When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
An Item you put on the floor to make it pretty.
That rug is a nice floor decor.
A figure of speech generally used by residents of Ellicott Hall at the University of Maryland, or those that have previously lived in Ellicott Hall. While a statement, in the literal sense, declaring the intent of the user to, in effect, yeet (see: "Yeet") themselves off of the top floor of Ellicott Hall, it is used more commonly as a metaphor, generally when the user wishes to express to their friends that they are quite over the amount of bullshit that is the order of obtaining an engineering degree or that they are simply overwhelmed with work and feel close to death. Typically used most frequently around Finals time.
Bro, I have so much work to do. I guess it's time to go to the 8th Floor of Ellicott Hall
Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.
I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.
forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.
He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.
This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.
That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.