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when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
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Simple form of "multi orgasmic". To experience more than one orgasm before moving on to other activities.
"I hoped we would have time for an orgasm, but was lucky enough for m-orgasm. Good thing I drank plenty of fluids".
Past tense:
"I didn't just cum....I m-orgasm'd the dude".
Adjective:
"He's a righteous lover, effortlessly m-orgasmic".
Adverb
"M-orgasmically speaking , they were well matched".
Some kinda Verb:
"Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Bob and Alice's m-orgasming, woke the neighbors".
Noun
"When one orgasm won't do, only having more will. One orgasm must insist on m-orgasm".
First written use:
"My mind makes me 'magin making moments o'mad midnight mating midst music n' multiple m-orgasms with m'lady".
(Sir William to his Mistress)
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It's right here on Urban Dictionary: female orgasm: totally a myth. See, babe? Blame biology, not me!
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n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda
Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.
You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.
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The opposite of fugly. Looking very sexy and orgasmic!
Matt be looking very fuckin-able-orgasmic today.
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This is when one experiences something so amazing that it stimulates the entire body, mind, and soul, from head to toe. It is truly rattling in one of the most pleasurable ways imaginable, and this phrase should be used sparingly and with utmost sincerity.
Example #1
Tony: "That was by far the best sex I've ever had."
Sally: "No kiddin', that was a Total Body Orgasm (TBO)!"
Example #2
Miles: "Hey Tyler, how's that chocolate molten lava cake treating you?"
Tyler: "...."
Tyler's Mother: "Miles, just look at Tyler. His eyes are rolled back, he's drooling, his body is trembling and his pants are clearly stained. Obviously, he is experiencing a Total Body Orgasm (TBO). Waiter, I'd like to order one of those delicious cakes as well!"
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Awaking while having an orgasm to find your hands no where near your genitals.
Mike: It's the middle of the night, Carrie, what's going on?
Carrie: Wow! I guess my hands free orgasm woke us both up.
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