paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

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ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

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jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

Paint your own portrait

For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...

Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...

Good luck and make sure the door is locked

Mike: "I am bored"

Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"

Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."

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Paint Branch High School

A suburban high school located in Burtonsville, Maryland (10-15 minutes outside Washington DC). It is part of the Northeast Consortium with While located in MoCo, it is minutes away from both Howard and Prince George's Counties. Paint Branch is a mix of a variety of races, with no true majority ethnic group. There's everything from hicks to thugs at Paint Branch, and everyone somehow coexists. While it's not the nicest or richest school in MoCo, it's by far the most well rounded.

Paint Branch High School is way better to go to than Springbrook or Blake.

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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

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PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.

that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.

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