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a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).
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When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
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When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.
You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.
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Commonly referred to as “PRE” is the record group with the main members being Young Dolph and Key Glock. Glock still remains in the group, saying he will “ride till he die”. Dolphs involvement with the group came to an abrupt end in 2021 when he was shot getting cookies for his son. Young Dolph was a lyrically gifted genius. In some ways he can be compared to the great works of Mozart and Merle haggard. One of his most inspirational quotes was “don’t play with me play with yo bitch”. Key Glock still remains an active member in the group. In famous words of key Glock “money over bitches”. According to Glock Paper Route Business is all about getting money.
Paper Route Empire it don’t concern you lil nigga
Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.
Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.
A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.
John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.
When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.
I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.
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