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Kaleon Campion’s sexy ass man. Aka his big cock daddy.
Parker Campion? I heard that’s Kaleon’s boyfriend! #gaypride 🥺
The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.
Parker Walton is a man whore
Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in
'That guy is such a Tyler Parker'
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.
omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?
he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good
thats parker tennant
when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex