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This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!
I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!
When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
The Cobalt Pill is named after the color, and it's an upgrade to the Blue Pill, but taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Scarlet Pill. Colbalt Pillers usually don't conform to traditional standards of masculinity.
Both Red Pillers and Scarlet Pillers amongst others, usually refer to this type of man as simps, effeminate men, white knights, soy boys, and feminist allies, depending on the context or situation.
Colbalt Pillers have low testosterone, pander to women, are wishy-washy, passive, have unmanly physical traits, and possess hypomasculinity.
Examples of Colbalt Pillers are husbands who were turned into feminists, thus becoming feminist allies to women. They believe in the "Believe Women" slogan. They actively believe in and use astrology. All men should open up and express their feelings. They make decisions based on pure emotions. There are no gender differences, both genders are equal, regardless of what biology states. While they believe in equality, they still give special privileges to women. They put women on a pedestal and call them Queens, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
How I wish these Cobalt Pillers would stop putting all these undeserving women on pedestals. It would solve the female delusion in a heartbeat.
Something your friend Scott who is short makes up in class
I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.
I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
A one-up from Red-Pilled, Kiki-Pilled is the highest form of praise one can give.
Someone who is Kiki-Pilled is extremely cool, speaks the truth and is loved by everyone.
They are often cracked at something like video games or giving advice.
"Bro, I like what you did there, you're Kiki-Pilled and based!"
"Wow, Kiki-Pilled AND based?! I'm flattered!"
"Of course!"