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A pirate of the most basic level. Enjoys trapping birds and wacking off near the pond on a simple boat like craft.
Rod: Man, Your mum goes to college!
Si: So? Your Dad's a School Pirate!
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People who became hipsters by pirating movies.
John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.
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The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.
Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.
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Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.
Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"
Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."
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One with a dick in search of more dick's.
Kyle, you gay anal ass snuffing dick pirate.
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A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
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In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."
Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.
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