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Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
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Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.
Darth vader saying "yo dudes the empire is pretty chill" from the show Star Wars Detours
Guy 1: yo dudes the empire is pretty chill
Guy 2: Yeah I'll join or something
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A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.
"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"
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A white man who picks up on trends and think he is cool and "hip" for it.
My friend: "Tom Holland is pretty fly for a white guy"
Me: "He picks up on random trends?"
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Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.
"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."
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Doing something that is stereo-typically done by a female.
"Ginny is such a man!" -Devin
"No way man! shes chasing through a field after harry! a guy doesnt do that. thats a pretty vagina thing to do" - Steven
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