Put your seatbet on

You are being a wanker/Stop being a wanker

The phrase is used to highlight wanky behaviour from associates. It is usually accompanied with the gesture of pulling a seatbelt from the right shoulder with the right hand, repeatedly.
Originates from a misunderstanding with the police.

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puts the "dick" in rediculous

The person or thing is not only being rediculous, they are also being a dick - hence the emphasis on the word dick

I can't believe Bill is calling a meeting on such short notice when I have so much to do as it is. He really puts the "dick" in rediculous

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Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

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put it in my dick

Derived from the latin word niggerfaggot aka pineapple to put in ones penis

Hey go pick up tht closehanger and put it in my dick !!!!!!!!!!!

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Put Baby in a Corner

Ignoring or taking some time away from your significant other to enjoy some "me" time. A reference to the 80's chick flick "Dirty Dancing" in which Patrick Swayze's charachter (Johnny) derides Baby's father (played by Jerry Orbach) for seating her in a corner.

It's high time I put Baby in a corner and get the hell out of town for a few days with my posse.

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Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.

Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.

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put the [pussy] in a [sarcophagus]

The female version of "Dick in a box" -The Lonely Island Ft. Justin Timberlake.

Used by Kanye West in the song "Monster".

Just proving that women are always trying out do men.

"Have you ever had sex with a Pharoah, I put the pussy in a sarcophagus." -Kanye West

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