PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

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Holden Racing Team

Most succesful race team in one of the most succesful touring car race categories in the world - largely due to the fact they run the best cars in the world: v8 gm holdens that is. Pisses on the pathetic 2 litres and jap gt500 cardboard racer shite

holdenfan1: 'hey the hrt won again *pops champagne cork*' holdenfan2: 'gee i'd hate to be a wanker ford supporter, or worse still a homosexual small-dicked japanese rice-car lover'.

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Roary the Racing Car

a less annoying, less retarded version of Bob the Builder

The show is about a little red racecar and his adventures. That's basically it.

Roary the Racing Car
Roary the number one star

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PC Master race

An extension to my previous post let me just give you a quick order on what I called the platform food chain

At the very bottom we got Mobile gaming* audiences few and filled with filthy casuals at the middle range we got the consoles which behaviors of console gamers will usually Becker amongst themselves on PS4 is better than Xbox Xbox is better than PS4 and the argument can go on and then we got the PC Master race the God of all gaming basically everything that a console gamers whether they be boy girl man woman PS4 fan or Xbox fan boy or girl can only dream of because they cannot see the whole power of what gaming could be if they just put in the time and effort to building their own PC because buying pre-built are for scrubs that just need to get good

I exclude Nintendo because they don't identify as either a console or mobile

In conclusion this is all a troll and you should not take any of this advise or anything you find on this site seriously

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I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

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Go kart race

Fag convention

Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?

Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.