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red ass

In sports usage: A player that is always pissed off. Usually said off an outstanding player when anything short of perfection isn't good enough. If Randy Johnson gets a win, he should have struck out 15, or have thrown a shut-out, or a no hitter. Basically a red ass is never pleased with his or his teammates performance on most occasions.

Player A: What's eating him, he just went 3 for 4 and we're only a game out of first?

Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.

by speedork August 18, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 10, 2005

220๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turning Red

An informative, but painfully cringey movie about a girl who turns into a red panda.

dude have you watched turning red? it's so cringe!

by AugustTheHornyInventor April 16, 2022

53๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Robot

A local band formed in Redding, California that played shows between 2001 and 2005. Inspired by bands like Fugazi, Radiohead, and At the Drive-In, the Red Robot is considered by many Northern California local music enthusiasts to be the best band to come out of Redding in memorable history. Band members were Tatton White (guitar/vocals), Mat Calderon(guitar/keyboard/vocals), Adam Prado(bass) and Noah G. Prado(drums). The Red Robot broke up in August of 2005, when Tatton White left the band to attend college.

I sweat so much during the last Red Robot show, I had to burn my Radiohead shirt afterwards.

by Evan D October 10, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


red fusion

When a girl has her period and her partner takes a straw and sucks out the blood and then spits it in her mouth and then cums in her mouth.

Dude, I totally did red fusion to Anna last night, but I missed and there was blood everywhere.

by AlyxAnderson May 2, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get red

An individual who has decided to smoke marijuana and therefore gets bloodshot eyes in the process.

Yo dude! Wanna get red?

Hell ya man, got the blunt?

by Blakinator900 April 20, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


red line

The Canadian version of second base according to robin in How I Met Your Mother. some would say it's feeling up (boobs or ass), while some would say it's a hand job or fingering. all you gotta do is determine what "league" your "playing" in.

red line in house league is just feeling up (with or without cloths)

red line in AAA or NHL is hand job or fingering

House league: blue line; making out, red line; feeling up, offensive blue line/offensive zone; hand job/fingering/oral, in the crease; sex

AAA or NHL: blue line; making out with feeling up, red line; hand job/fingering, offensive blue line/offensive zone; oral, in the crease; sex

other great things come with this hockey-sex metaphor like:
-wrap around (doggy style)
-to many men on the ice (double team)
-assist is for the wing man
-pulling the goal tender (no protection)
-home ice advantage (being at your place)
-hatrick (scoring 3 times in a row)

first example:
Mike-dude i got to the red line with Sarah!
Alex-what league were you playing in?
Mike-NHL man!

second example:
Mike-great assist last night man!
Alex-oh ya how'd it go with you and that chick from the bar?
Mike-i got right in the crease!
Alex-awesome, how'd you score?
Mike-i pulled a wrap around.
Alex-you didn't pull the goal tender did you?
Mike-of course not. but i did get a hatrick!
Alex-right on!
Mike-ya it was legendary! must have been the home ice advantage

by crazybobbobbob October 31, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž