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how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 22, 2021


i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021


Richard HENTON

Founder of the monument of faith evangelistic church in Chicago Illinois. Who has also touched the United States and the world with his life-changing gospel messages, and fiery preaching. Also founder of R.D.Henton breakthrough hour, which made its first debut in 1978 on Christian television networks across the United States.

Listen to a life-changing message by apostle Richard HENTON.

by Pjudge November 20, 2022


What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco March 24, 2018

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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 12, 2021


Richardized

A state of being; Someone always on the positive end of the "Blame Game", A person that lies so much they convince self it is true, One which will convinces themselves "If I don't remember it didn't happen" upon confrontation will revert to childlike state and exert the "you're picking on me" battle cry

"Bro lied so much he Richardized himself"

by TankSkankCummin69 June 30, 2022


Throbbing Richard

When your throat hurts after eating and sucking on too many mints.

John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.

by Bunani Muncha December 20, 2016