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The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)
I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
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similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...
Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong
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you eat someones ass out (toss their salad) with jelly or syrup and then pack it with your meat.
I totally gave Dan St. a chef salad last night.
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The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
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When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.
Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"
Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"
Joe: "Lets do it!!"
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a bowling technique that curves the ball
Anton is very good at tossing the salad. He gets a strike every time!
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Licking the insides of an individuals asshole
jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.
Friend: dude that's awesome.
jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.
Friend: damn right, she a whore.
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