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–verb (used with and Object)
1. To ejaculate.
2. To eject semen.
3. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.
Last night I shoot the J on that hoe's face.
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When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.
When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
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People who have there head shoved so far up there ass. They can't see with out looking out the other end of there body... for example
Ben has his head so far up his poop shoot he thinks he is god
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1. shoot someone in the face by a gun
2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...
Example #1
While a household is being robbed...
Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(
Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs
Example #2
Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...
Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...
Horny dude : Let's get it done...
They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...
Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...
Slut : So soon? You suck!
Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...
Slut : 0_o
Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?
Slut : I can't wait...
Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!
Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!
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when a guy jacks off in a girls ass hole shooting his cum load in to her brown eye tube
" having good aim is essentail for shooting putty at the moon"
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Your angry and about to kill everyone.
Other definitions that are similar:
pull a JFK
get my finger paints
What you say about my mama!, lets shoot 'em up!
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The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
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