When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.
"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."
The infamous Balkan duo. Members of CasinoSquad, Eglis definetely most unlucky, but Sneaky is not far behind.
Kev, how did the Eglis and Sneaky do yesterday?
A person, place or thing who is extremely blunt, but often hides under the security blanket of a casual (Just kidding or haha I'm joking). A Sneaky Blunt will often say what they really mean first, followed by a way of escape tactic like those listed above. Can also be characterized as Passive Aggressive.
Chip you are a sneaky blunt. You say what you really mean then try to play it off like you're joking.
Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.
Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!