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True Sport

this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.

poor sportsmanship called for this game called True Sport.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022


Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 2, 2016


sports hypebeast

Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.

Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls

Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast

by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017


forum sport

The competitive act of forum posting between; trolls, grammar police, high horse riders, judge-mentals, super serious sams, casual posters and knowitalls. Each character has their strengths and weaknesses like WoW. Trolls will go after the sss and knowitalls while casual posters will sometimes use a suprise out troll a troll maneuver while high horse riders will try to referee all of them. Judge-mentals and grammar police will chime in from time to time w/o much to add. Winning is determine on what happens to the thread: if its closed trolls won ,if it gets ignored knowitall and sss win, if somehow a troll gets banned and/or censored casual posters scored an upset.

You down for some forum sport? Nah bro I'm still sore from that other night.

by KremeofKorn March 16, 2017