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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

by Rightmond November 29, 2022


stand for nothing

Stand For Nothing is an awesome punk-rock band from Bilbao. Their style is pretty unique, and eventhough they are young, they rock.

-That song Last Train by Stand For Nothing is sick!

by WalkingD41 December 16, 2016


Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.

Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!

by Cubanmafiadale February 10, 2016


couple nights stand

couple night stand or fake dating to do only sex is a condition primarlly found in HS where two friends may fake date for protection or sex although it might sound weird it is widely practiced in HS

im with her only for the pussy im in a couple nights stand comprade...

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs November 1, 2023


fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2015


one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022


I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 11, 2022