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a white kid who has a big penis and knows what he is doing in bed.by using all his assets his penis,tongue and dont forget the magic fingers.
"when some sees scuba steve" "they cream there pants"
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Slang in the Wexford area north of Pittsburgh for drinking incessantly and then complaining that you have to change your life, but then going to buy another keg.
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Purple haze, real sticky and rare purple haze
I keep that Steve Urkel by the ounce
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The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
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The generic name for somebody who gets hit in dodgeball and doesn't get out.
mark:"did you see that, I hit that guy with my dodgeball and he won't get out of the game"
todd:" yea, he's a real scumbag steve"
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One of the funniest humans alive
He became known on Comedy Central's Daily Show for his thoughtless but hilarious antics.
Then he starred as Brick, a retarded weatherman in the movie Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy where he pretty much stole every scene.
Recently came out with a movie called 40 Year Old Virgin.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick (Steve Carell): Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
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The Steve Irwin is a sexual maneuver inspired by and dedicated to the tragic end of the famous Crocodile Hunter's life. It is a modified form of pull-out sex where, after pulling his penis out of the vagina, positions his member perpendicular to the woman's sternum and uses it to puncture through her chest cavity entirely, entering her heart and ejaculating in the left ventricle of the heart. In this manner, before the woman dies, her heart pumps once more to send blood through the entire body, and this muscular contraction can be felt along the penis.
"Man, I heard that your girlfriend was found, Steve Irwined by some guy from the club. I'm sorry dude, do you want to talk about it?"
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