pogo stick

a metaphor for one's penis, used in the system of a down song "bounce"

i went out on a date, with a girl, a bit late, she had so many friends, i brought my pogo stick, just to show her a trick, she had so many friends.

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charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.

Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.

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Poop on a stick!

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

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Stick a fork in it

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”

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Pokey Stick

Pokey Stick is a delicious cheesy bread stick like creation served by Gumby's Pizza.

Ummm, I can't wait to eat some Pokey Sticks.

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noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

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Pixie Stick

Powdery flavored sugar in a paper tube. Also slang for syringes.

I scored some heroin from 23rd st., now I need to go to Walgreens to get a 10 pack of pixie sticks, they don't look at your arms there.

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