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A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
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The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
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to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)
Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.
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Ivy had walked through into her gfs home, her needing to desperately go to the bathroom. Her gf, Rain had moved over to her, pinning her to the wall. "...R..rain?" Ivy had said, shivering, Rain had slowly unbuttoned Ivys shirt, her squeezing her tits. Ivy had moaned, them locking the door and taking off their clothes. Ivy still needing to go, slightly leaked and Rain knew what was going on. She had gone under Ivy, squeezing her bladder. Ivy didn't let it go yet, but she wanted to. Ivy moaned, while Rain kept squeezing her bladder. Ivy moaned, letting half of it go, with a full bladder she had only let go half, and then Rain had pinned her down on the ground, her fingers going into Ivys pussy. Ivy moaned, Rains fingers growing damp. Ivy let it all go on the third squeeze, cumming, moaning as she did so. Rain had giggled, her getting kinky and horny. She licked Ivys clit, and Ivy moaned, their roommate coming in. Ivy and Rain had pulled her in as she was quite close to them, taking off her shirt and both of them rubbing her tits and rubbing her clit. Their roommate moaned, some cum squirting out onto Rains fingers. Rain had licked her wet pussy clean, sticking her fingers in deeper. Slower, then faster out of the blue. The roommate had developed cum rain, and it squirted all over, not stopping, while the roommate moaned. Rain had crouched back as the roommate looked at her. "Your turn, sweetie..." The roommate said, rubbing her delicious clit and rubbing her soft large tits.
You liked this Omorashi Sex Story, didn't you, you horny ass.
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1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
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Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
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When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.
Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"
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A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.
That is Vee's life story.
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