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When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.
Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.
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A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.
"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."
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A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.
Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).
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a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!
Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.
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Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.
Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.
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The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.