When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
A tard sac is late lazy person
Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs
A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.
That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!
Adjective
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
The opposite of being street-smart.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.
The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.