Random
Source Code
Random
A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
9👍 1👎
A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.
She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
I can’t believe conor marrried that black widow.
13👍 1👎
The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.
Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish
9👍 1👎
A classic way to end a scene in cinema editing in which the screen image becomes increasingly obscured until it turns black. It has the advantage of being less abrupt than a simple cut.
The scene where it fades to black while they're kissing - you know what happened next!
16👍 3👎
Synonymous with "heavy metal" Sabbath is metal and metal is Sabbath.
If this music wasn't called metal, it would've been appropriate to call it Black Sabbath music.
46👍 13👎
Nov 22nd Day in Chicago where all the students come home from college for the holidays ; the Biggest College Party night of the year.
Wow im getting so drunk black wednesday that im getting carried to my car.
259👍 99👎
When a black man shoots a watermelon rather than smacking it with a hammer.
Black man: "IT'S THE BLACK GALLAGHER, BITCH!"
*shoots watermelon*
31👍 8👎