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When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.
Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.
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When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.
Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"
facial blow job canadian winter
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A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
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When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.
Tom: Man, i'm freezing!
Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!
Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!
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After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
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Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.
Guy 1 "This city sucks."
Guy 2 "I know man."
Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."
Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."
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when a man and a female with pubic hair bushs fuck and another woman comes over and blows on the girl thats being fucked vag and it makes a whistle sound
the canadian whistle is blowing on the vag like your blowing on hot soup
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