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a year 7
*walking in the street
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
A girl/boy who think they hard because they were too much fake tan and ride their bikes on the street the girls think there bare peng sticking their tongues and butts out cos they think they got big back the boys think their the shit cos they wear masks and ride their bikes Around The place like they in some fucking gang
They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them
Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up
“Why she so orange”
“Cos she’s a chav”
A person that is similar to a roadman and always carries a pocket knife in their pockets and also are near extinction
John:yo Jamie is such a chav man Boris:(says ikr really loudly) Jamie is such a chav like. Jamie: come here for a second lads........(proceeds to shank them with his rusty pocket knife and pours acid on them both) now stop taking a mick out of me pricks,Jamie said
Part of that 10% of the population a sensible person wants to run over.
Look at those chavs on their bicycles, with their bad attitudes, lack of insight, and inaudible slang. Boy would I like to run them over in a Dodge Ram whew
A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
“Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”