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God.
Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.
Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space
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Hagerty Huskies football team bitch. He takes so much shit from people, and cries so much. Everyone wants to kick his ass. And his brother is a fat fucking bitch. Everyone wants him dead to.
Austin " Hey you know David piefer the team bitch right?
Joseph " Yeah, that faggot piefer, such a team bitch."
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A great animator from Britain who's "Salad Finger" series has made him sort of an internet phenom. I particularly enjoy his use of drawing on paper then animating it as in "Black and White Cartoon" Series. Genius, one funny fucking genius, and his sick twisted humor is especially funny to me at least.
Me: Let's watch Salad Fingers
Jeff: NO! It creeps me out
Me: Fine, we'll just watch Black and White Cartoon about Berries.
Jeff: Okay then..
Me: David Firth is a genius, where does he come up with this shit?
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David Cameron: i will lead this country out of recession.
Whole Sane Population: fuck off back to eton you posh Cunt
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Most commonly ginger and short in all the wrong places.Annoying and suffers from a rare liver condition-Jaundice.Beats up anyone who preaches religion.
That David McClure is so Jaundiced
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Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd
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A person who is a total computer geek. Oddly nerdy and athletic at the same time and as the warmest smile ever. An outstanding leader that has a way with words but he can always bite more than he can chew at times. The most adorable person that you can only meet once in a lifetime. If you have this person as your boyfriend be sure not to mention any other guys to him because he will throw on this jealous face right after and make you worry to death; An overachiever that works hard to have a guaranteed future; A loving and caring person; A worrywart; A corny, cheesy and lame person that's good at doing magic tricks; A great kisser and loves to make other people smile; A person who is already here for you when he's not there for you.
Wow, I can't believe you just pulled a David Tran.
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